Euphemism for...
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Euphemism for...
In all the hoopla about LeBron James changing basketball teams a couple of weeks ago, nobody has bought into the real gem he gave us. His announcement that he's going to play for Miami was worded thusly: "I'm taking my talents to South Beach." This is a great new euphemism for taking a dump. Here are my favorite ways to tell people you're going to take a dump:
Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl
I've decided to take my talents to South Beach
Do some paperwork
Downloading some brownware
Hitting a double
Making a deposit at the porcelain bank
Squeezing off a few rounds
Stocking the pond with brown trout
Taking a load off my mind
Contaminating the dog dish
Dropping the kids off at the pool
Making a log entry
Exporting a cigar to Cuba
Negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages
Releasing my payload
You're welcome.
Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl
I've decided to take my talents to South Beach
Do some paperwork
Downloading some brownware
Hitting a double
Making a deposit at the porcelain bank
Squeezing off a few rounds
Stocking the pond with brown trout
Taking a load off my mind
Contaminating the dog dish
Dropping the kids off at the pool
Making a log entry
Exporting a cigar to Cuba
Negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages
Releasing my payload
You're welcome.
Re: Euphemism for...
I was going to read this, but I have to go take a shit.
Hey, ya gotta tell it like it is!
Why do you say, 'take a shit' when what you actually do is leave one. If you took one, what would you do with it afterwards?
Just my cultural contribution for the day.
Hey, ya gotta tell it like it is!
Why do you say, 'take a shit' when what you actually do is leave one. If you took one, what would you do with it afterwards?
Just my cultural contribution for the day.
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